Ejaculation etiquette.

[BiAngel]

A recent incident that is funny now, maybe not then....third date and first time messing around with a hand job. Long time since his last orgasm so quite the ejaculation...on my new couch. Oh man "I thought it would just go on his stomach!"
Any funny stories on semen spills? Clothes, Blouses, etc?! Seems to happen early in relationship before you're either finishing in a condom or inside,....

[FantasyPY]

Me and the wife had a steamy session after my return from a week long bussiness trip. We were in the missionary position with me on top. Just before I blew my load she asked me to come on her tits. I withdrew and shot my huge load in one motion. The first string went right across her tummy and hit her smack into an eye! It apparantly burnt like hell and I fell over laughing myself into tears!
At first she did not think it funny but not for long........