Things we have done while drunk....

[Carbon]

Years ago I lived in a block of flats where our front doors were only about 3 metres apart.
One night after drinking two litrers of port with my next door neighbour, I was so drunk that I had to crawl on my hands and knees to my place.....only 3 metres away.

I remember looking up at my door thinking I could never reach up that high so I slept on my door mat.

[mackydasilva]

A night's carousing on my ownesome in Paris had me waking up the next morning surprisingly not hungover! I couldn't remember a thing, but when one's wallet is empty one must have had a good time, n'est-ce pas? At least so I thought until I took a shower and discovered all my pubic hair had been shaved off. I never did find out how, nor by whom. In fact, I don't think I wish to know.

[nicholas]

I was at a mate's house party a few years ago, I remember going there and up to about 9.30 anything after that is a blank. Apart from me waking up in my own bed fully clothed at 4 in the morning hearing someone snoring at the side of me (I was single at the time and hadn't taken anyone with me)
It was one of those moments when your eyes open and your wide awake thinking OH F***!!!!! I turns my head to look and..................... it was my daughter, I tell you I have never been so relieved in my life!

I found out a couple of days later that my mate's husband had walked me home, and had to stop half way prop me up against a wall and run back for my shoes